May 2013
166 posts
livelaughlovetoread:
nannajane:
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
Just as long as in 17 years we do not bring back the Great Depression
Spoilers, spoilers, SPOILERS! She said SPOILERS...
mewiet:
aaaand she still hasn’t been told his name or given the new sonic
After watching the end of The Name of The Doctor I...
thesequinedbowlerhat:
JOHN HURT+ MATT SMITH = JOHN SMITH
“Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having...”
– Gay couple arguing outside Walmart (via dacelio)
secretlymisha:
as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to
sheisahopelessromantic:
marrymyface:
bisexual guys are assumed to be secretly gay
bisexual girls are assumed to be secretly straight
both are assumed to secretly like men
see what i’m getting at?
#men in society: forever believing that the world revolves around their dicks #talk about egocentricism
lookslikeazipper:
Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT
I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON
HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE...
A guy in my psychology class said he thought...
xxic:
i-live-for-glitter-not-you:
i-live-for-glitter-not-you
Me: Okay so if orientation is a choice, choose to be gay, right now. Him: No. Me: Why not? Him: Because I don’t find men attractive Me: So CHOOSE to find them attractive Him: ……. I can’t. Me: Sorry, WHAT was that? You CAN’T????
stOP
THIS IS THE BEST ARGUMENT TOWARDS THIS EVER...
internetexplorers:
internetexplorers:
are you my big toe?
because i’m gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house
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where the sun sails: A REALLY DUMB BLENDING... →
areyoutryingtodeduceme:
So, multiple times a day I get the same question:
DAMN GURL, HOW YOU SO FIIIIINE???
IDEK YOU GUYS, GOSH.
Um. No, but, you guys ask me a lot about how I do my blends. So uh ……hmm.
The short answer is: I bullshit a lot of it. Seriously. I didn’t grow…
deadspy:
When I find myself in times of trouble Benedict Cumberbatch comes to me Speaking words of wisdom
Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
